Monkey watch
Golden Globes on TV last night. Once again, not a single monkey nominated this year. All monkey know is that Kong better win the best actor Oscar in March. King Kong movie should win everything. Except for stupid Jack Black. Monkey not want him to win anything.
Brokeback Mountain won best drama movie. Monkey think the Hollywood Foreign Press Association has very different tastes than much of Middle America. But monkey have no problem if two cowboys kiss. Though monkey would like a lot more if two cowgirls kiss. Or two cheerleaders.
Also nurses.
And french maids.
Lost won best drama TV show. Monkey like Lost. Lost spend a lot of time in jungle. Monkey talk more about Lost in a future post.
Other winners were Desperate Housewives, and Walk the Line. George Clooney won supporting actor for Syriana. Monkey not gay, but monkey would make Brokeback Mountain movie with George Clooney. Geena Davis won for being President. She is pretty lady. She also very very tall.
Monkey would like to climb Geena Davis.
Monkey saw other pretty ladies there, too. Drew Barrymore wore green dress and no bra. Monkey would make joke about her "golden globes" but everyone else has already. Scarlett Johansson wore bright red dress with a lot of cleavage. Monkey liked. But Keira Knightly wore dress that not show off her breasts. Monkey disappointed, but she beautiful anyway. Pretty Keira Knightly, you show more boobies now!
There were a lot of other awards but monkey tired of writing about stupid humans winning all the time. Also, monkey kept flipping channels and missed a lot.
