Monkey's first movie review - King Kong!
Even though most movies make monkey want to throw poo at the screen, monkey will start blog with good movie. In fact, it one of monkey's favorites. Movie called King Kong and stars biggest monkey ever! Kong so big he steps on people, beats up dinosaurs, and gets pretty lady to like him. Why no pretty ladies like monkey?
But movie wasn't perfect. Stupid Jack Black (who looks like a monkey) puts Kong in chains and brings to New York. And instead of Kong destroying whole city and taking pretty lady back to island, he falls off building and dies. Also, characters were two-dimensional and the narrative structure was flawed.
Kong is pissed!
Monkey not care about that. Kong is monkey's new idol. If monkey was as big as Kong, monkey step on everybody and make them bring bananas! And make pretty ladies like monkey.
Monkey just want pretty lady. Monkey so lonely.
Monkey sad now. Review over!
But movie wasn't perfect. Stupid Jack Black (who looks like a monkey) puts Kong in chains and brings to New York. And instead of Kong destroying whole city and taking pretty lady back to island, he falls off building and dies. Also, characters were two-dimensional and the narrative structure was flawed.
Kong is pissed!Monkey not care about that. Kong is monkey's new idol. If monkey was as big as Kong, monkey step on everybody and make them bring bananas! And make pretty ladies like monkey.
Monkey just want pretty lady. Monkey so lonely.
Monkey sad now. Review over!
Monkey rate King Kong four bananas.
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