Monday, March 20, 2006

V for Vendetta review by Monkey Critic

Yesterday monkey watch movie called V for Vendetta. It starred crazy human in mask and pretty lady Natalie Portman. With shaved head.

Pretty bald ladyPretty bald lady

Monkey was surprised to find out V for Vendetta wasn't just regular superhero movie. It was actually intelligent. Of course there was action and explosions but there was more to it than that. It was political allegory, extrapolating on current affairs to tell story about oppressive government and one human fighting to inspire the rest to rise up.

Monkey think there might be hope for stupid humans after all.

Which makes the upcoming monkey revolution much more difficult. And that pisses monkey off! Stupid humans, you go back to making dumb movies now!

Monkey give V for Vendetta no bananas. Instead monkey suggest humans watch stupid Michael Bay movies to rot your brains.

3 Comments:

  • I can't believe Monkey isn't upset that pretty bald lady is talking like she is from England. She is not from England.

    It's okay, though, because she is pretty.

    I, for one, welcome our simian overlords.

    By Anonymous MichaelTLH, at 1:14 PM  

  • Monkey has crystalized the angst and bredth of a film about a completely believable turn of event that might very well happen in our lifetime. Your insight is so razor-tight, it has brought tears to my eyes where none have fallen in years. Thank you.

    Plus the graphic novel fuckin' rocks! I just, like, totally finished reading it!

    By Blogger Howard, at 10:31 PM  

  • They're looking for you over at Daily Monkey.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:07 AM  

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