The Office review by Monkey Critic
Last night monkey watch TV show called The Office. Monkey laugh at boss human Steve Carell. If monkey worked with boss human Steve Carell, monkey would go bananas. No doubt monkey would throw poo at him. And Dwight. Also monkey think Jim is annoying, so he would get pooed, too.
But monkey wouldn't throw poo at pretty lady Pam. Only at her stupid boyfriend.
That's a lot of poo. Good thing monkey not work there.
Pretty office lady
Now that monkey think about it, monkey want to throw that much poo every day at current job. But monkey can't because not want to be fired. Monkey need bananas. You send bananas so monkey can throw poo at stupid human co-workers!
Monkey give The Office no bananas. Also, monkey give current job no bananas. And no poo, either (for now...).
But monkey wouldn't throw poo at pretty lady Pam. Only at her stupid boyfriend.
That's a lot of poo. Good thing monkey not work there.
Pretty office ladyNow that monkey think about it, monkey want to throw that much poo every day at current job. But monkey can't because not want to be fired. Monkey need bananas. You send bananas so monkey can throw poo at stupid human co-workers!
Monkey give The Office no bananas. Also, monkey give current job no bananas. And no poo, either (for now...).
1 Comments:
a friend of mine and the Ninjamunkey swears I'm Pam's clone. or she's mine. We haven't figured out which.
I might as well work for this company.
Just don't fling poo at me for it
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Ali, at 9:53 PM
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