Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Plantains

Plantains are NOT bananas. Monkey know they look similar but are very very different. Bananas are yellow, soft on the inside, and taste yummy. Plantains are green, hard, and taste like rotten potatoes.

So stop sending monkey plantains instead of bananas! Monkey not think it's funny. If one more stupid human sends plantains, monkey going to send something back. Something that looks similar to chocolate but is very very different.

Don't push monkey!

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posted by Monkey Critic at 8:20 AM Monkey Critic:

4 Comments:

  • Could be worse. They could be sending yams. Sweet potatoes. And they are not. (Sweet at all, that is. Yuck.) OR . . . brussel sprouts. OR anything I cook whatsoever. . . only when the fire alarm in the house goes off do we know that dinner is indeed DONE. LOL Well, as I have said before. . .I truly enjoy your blog, but am Ghetto fabulous myself right now, or I would send many ripe bananas to you straightaway. I didn't vote for his ass, and I can't help it he has royally screwed up everything from the economy to the environment. Know I would send you Monopoly money though. Next best thing, and if you are going for the "looks simliar but is not" theme, well. . . there ya go. My cubs have a wonderful play money set, too. . . perhaps it could pass? Cheers. . NW

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:49 PM  

  • Monkey not need Monopoly money. No one ever wants to play with monkey.

    By Blogger Monkey Critic, at 4:09 PM  

  • Monkey Critic, Human Varla wants to cook plantains for you! No no, don't send the chocolate surprise yet.

    Plaintains are great when they look totally rotten (NOT green...yuck). Sliced up and cooked or deep fried, with a little sour cream, beans, and rice on the side - delicious! A yummy, sweet snack.

    Human Varla think Monkey Critic would like them!

    By Blogger Varla, at 1:58 PM  

  • Monkey said no more plantains!

    By Blogger Monkey Critic, at 4:57 PM  

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