Stupid busses
Monkey not like busses. They big and stinky and get in monkey's way. Monkey always get stuck behind bus when it stop to pick up stupid humans. Or bus pushes its way in front of monkey's crappy car. Or it blocks intersection and monkey make can't make right turn. Stupid busses, you let monkey in now!
They think just because they're bigger they do whatever they want. One day monkey will buy a bus and stop in front of them. See how they like it.
One day monkey will do lots of things.
They think just because they're bigger they do whatever they want. One day monkey will buy a bus and stop in front of them. See how they like it.
One day monkey will do lots of things.
4 Comments:
sounds like monkey lives in Baltimore! stoopid baltimore busses seem to stop at every single freaking block so lazy humans no have to walk so far. of course, having ridden the busses for years and years, i would rather be stuck behind one than on one.
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Anonymous, at 10:43 AM
Sorry Monkey. . . I am your usual anonymous friend, but I wasn't the one asking about Baltimore. I can sign off on my posts in here to you as NorthWest. You'll know it's me then. I am your other boycotter, your kind supporter in your trials, and the one who hates Bush more than you hate rhinos. And did you know there is a magazine in which Keira's boobies are supposed to be in full blossoming view soon? Just a snippet I read on the internet the other day, and it made me think of you and your love of the pretty ladies.
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Anonymous, at 6:01 AM
Oh, and Monkey, one day I will do many things, too. . . but getting a blogger identity is not one of them in the anywhere near future. *smiles* NorthWest
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Anonymous, at 6:02 AM
Monkey say thanks to NorthWest human for identifying self. Also for telling monkey about pretty lady Keira Knightly's boobies. Monkey have to go to newsstand now.
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Monkey Critic, at 8:12 AM
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