Friday, February 03, 2006

Groundhog Day

All day long yesterday stupid humans tell monkey it's Groundhog Day. Monkey not care about Groundhog Day. Groundhog just stupid rodent. He not able to predict weather. He just come out of hole and sees shadow.

Monkey much smarter than groundhog. Monkey make blog. Monkey write movie reviews. But there's no holiday for monkeys. No one ever comes to monkey's home to ask about weather. No one ever comes to monkey's home.

Monkey not want to hear any more about Groundhog Day until there's a Monkey Day! Once a year, all humans be nice to monkeys for whole day. Also, humans give monkeys all the bananas we can eat. And pretty ladies feed them to us. Naked.

Stupid humans, you make holiday for monkeys now!

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posted by Monkey Critic at 10:09 AM Monkey Critic:

7 Comments:

  • EVERY day in the ninjamunkey household is Munkey Holiday. You should come visit sometime. We always are stocked full of bananas

    By Blogger Ali, at 6:47 AM  

  • Stocked full? You send monkey bananas now!

    By Blogger Monkey Critic, at 7:54 PM  

  • just need an address, and I'd be happy to.

    Or you could come here....take a vacation...

    By Blogger Ali, at 8:09 PM  

  • Where is here? What kind of vacation would monkey have?

    By Blogger Monkey Critic, at 10:42 AM  

  • Here would be Texas....nice this time of year, not the 7th layer of hell that it is in summer.

    By Blogger Ali, at 7:15 PM  

  • oh, and as for what kind of vacation...you and Ninjamunkey would probably trade primate stories. And there's be lots of bananas (not plantains)...banana alcoholic beverages...banana bread...banana alcoholic beverages...banana pudding...banana alcoholic beverages...

    By Blogger Ali, at 7:18 PM  

  • You make vacation sound like paradise!

    By Blogger Monkey Critic, at 11:13 AM  

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