Skating with Celebrities review by Monkey Critic

Last night monkey watch TV show called Skating with Celebrities. It make monkey wonder what the hell wrong with stupid humans? Did you think Dancing with the Stars was good, but it might be better if on ice? Was watching B-level former sitcom actors like John O'Hurley fumble through boring dance routines so compelling that we needed to fill airwaves with F-level former sitcom stars Dave Coulier and Todd Bridges repeatedly falling on their talentless asses?

Monkey like TV. Monkey want to see good TV. Every time show like Skating with Celebrities is on, it hurts monkey. Stupid TV, you stop torturing monkey now!

Monkey give Skating with Celebrities no bananas. Monkey cry self to sleep instead.

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