Lost review by Monkey Critic
Last night monkey watch TV show called Lost. Monkey love Lost. Monkey watch stupid humans try to live on jungle island with big scary monster. (Don't worry, monkey not give away any spoilers, fanboy.) Monkey like seeing stupid humans run around scared.
Last night was extra good because they spent a long time walking in the jungle. Monkey like the jungle. It remind monkey of home. Monkey used to climb trees and swing from branches in jungle. Now monkey live in studio apartment with walls so thin monkey hear when next door neighbor has sex. Even when alone. Stupid neighbor, you stop masturbating now!
Monkey not like the big city, but monkey can't be film critic if still living in jungle. So monkey move to big city and live in crappy apartment and drive crappy car. And watch stupid humans run around jungle on Lost.
But jungle not only reason monkey watch Lost. Monkey also like the writers' ability to provide the suspension of disbelief in such an outlandish setting, intercutting emotional character-driven flashbacks with exciting plot-driven stories, and unfolding a mystery over time in such a way that is both frustrating and satisfying.
Oh, and pretty ladies. Pretty pretty ladies.
Monkey give Lost three and a half bananas.
Last night was extra good because they spent a long time walking in the jungle. Monkey like the jungle. It remind monkey of home. Monkey used to climb trees and swing from branches in jungle. Now monkey live in studio apartment with walls so thin monkey hear when next door neighbor has sex. Even when alone. Stupid neighbor, you stop masturbating now!
Monkey not like the big city, but monkey can't be film critic if still living in jungle. So monkey move to big city and live in crappy apartment and drive crappy car. And watch stupid humans run around jungle on Lost.
But jungle not only reason monkey watch Lost. Monkey also like the writers' ability to provide the suspension of disbelief in such an outlandish setting, intercutting emotional character-driven flashbacks with exciting plot-driven stories, and unfolding a mystery over time in such a way that is both frustrating and satisfying.
Oh, and pretty ladies. Pretty pretty ladies.
Monkey give Lost three and a half bananas.
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