The zombie corpse of Harrison Ford

Monkey just saw commercial for Firewall movie starring Harrison Ford. Movie looks like another Hollywood Homicide. Only worse.

What happened to stupid Harrison Ford? He used to be Mr. Action-Adventure. Now he creaks through movies that make monkey sleepy. Maybe that his goal! Make everyone who sees his movies feel old and lethargic like him.

Stupid Harrison Ford, you stop making movies that put monkey to sleep!

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• harrisonford
• harrison
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• firewall