Jarhead review by Monkey Critic
Monkey watch movie called Jarhead last week. Monkey not like very much. First of all, no heads in jars anywhere. Second, nothing happen in whole movie except Jake Gyllenhall and a bunch of Marines march around in the desert.
Movie spends too much time in desert, none in jungle. Who wants to see desert? No trees to climb in desert. Lots of trees in jungle. Monkey hate stupid desert. But monkey like dessert. But monkey hate that spelling desert and dessert are so similar.
Monkey also hate spelling Jake Gyllenhaal's last name. Monkey also also hate spelling sister Maggie Gyllenhaal's last name. If they have any more brothers or sisters, monkey also also also hate spelling their stupid last names, too.
Monkey have a lot of anger.
You stop bothering monkey now!
Monkey rate Jarhead one banana.
Movie spends too much time in desert, none in jungle. Who wants to see desert? No trees to climb in desert. Lots of trees in jungle. Monkey hate stupid desert. But monkey like dessert. But monkey hate that spelling desert and dessert are so similar.
Monkey also hate spelling Jake Gyllenhaal's last name. Monkey also also hate spelling sister Maggie Gyllenhaal's last name. If they have any more brothers or sisters, monkey also also also hate spelling their stupid last names, too.
Monkey have a lot of anger.
You stop bothering monkey now!
Monkey rate Jarhead one banana.
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