Glory Road review by Monkey Critic
Today monkey saw movie called Glory Road. Too much basketball in movie. Monkey not interested in basketball because monkey too short to play. Stupid humans always pick monkey last and never pass ball.
Movie also about racism and black humans not being allowed to play with white humans. Monkey think that stupid. Who cares what color human is? Stupid humans all look the same to monkey: Ugly.
Except for pretty ladies like King Kong's girlfriend.
Still not find pretty lady who likes monkey.
Pretty lady
Also, you think it tough to be black human trying to play basketball in 1966? Try being a monkey who want to be film critic in 2006. Nobody hire monkeys. Not newspapers, not TV shows, not even stupid internet sites. Stupid humans only hire other humans. Monkey think that not fair. It discrimination against hominid-challenged primates. Makes monkey angry. Stupid humans, you give monkey job now!
Monkey give Glory Road no bananas. Monkey fling poo at screen instead.
Movie also about racism and black humans not being allowed to play with white humans. Monkey think that stupid. Who cares what color human is? Stupid humans all look the same to monkey: Ugly.
Except for pretty ladies like King Kong's girlfriend.
Still not find pretty lady who likes monkey.
Pretty ladyAlso, you think it tough to be black human trying to play basketball in 1966? Try being a monkey who want to be film critic in 2006. Nobody hire monkeys. Not newspapers, not TV shows, not even stupid internet sites. Stupid humans only hire other humans. Monkey think that not fair. It discrimination against hominid-challenged primates. Makes monkey angry. Stupid humans, you give monkey job now!
Monkey give Glory Road no bananas. Monkey fling poo at screen instead.
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