Underworld: Evolution review by Monkey Critic
Monkey see movie called Underworld: Evolution. Monkey not like. Only good thing in movie was pretty lady Kate Beckinsale. She wear skin-tight black outfit that very very sexy. Monkey want to peel her like banana.
Monkey found movie very confusing. Monkey not understand all this werewolf/vampire stuff. Movie spend a lot of time trying to explain it, but it just make monkey bored. And distract monkey from watching pretty lady.
Pretty lady with scary knife
Monkey give Underworld: Evolution no bananas. Except for costume designer. Monkey give four bananas to costume designer.
Monkey found movie very confusing. Monkey not understand all this werewolf/vampire stuff. Movie spend a lot of time trying to explain it, but it just make monkey bored. And distract monkey from watching pretty lady.
Pretty lady with scary knifeMonkey give Underworld: Evolution no bananas. Except for costume designer. Monkey give four bananas to costume designer.
2 Comments:
Keep up the good work, Monkey Critic. The world needs to hear a Monkey's perspective on all aspects of this modern world. I am spreading the word about your blog, so I hope you see an increase in your banana stockpile. For what it's worth, I agree that Lost needs a few monkeys on the show.
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ATR, at 1:12 PM
ATR leave good comment. Especially because he agree with monkey. More humans should agree with monkey!
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Monkey Critic, at 3:24 PM
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