Chopsticks

Why you stupid humans invent chopsticks? Monkey eat Chinese food for lunch today and not understand them. Fork stabs food and picks it up. All chopsticks do is pinch food. Monkey can pinch food with fingers! Monkey not need stupid chopsticks. Monkey just eat chow mein with hands.

Now monkey not allowed in Chinese restaurant any more.

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• chopsticks
• chinese
• food