Academy Award nominations
Even though Oscar nominations were two days ago, they make monkey so angry that not able to write about them until today. So you read monkey's blog now!
First thing monkey want to say is why King Kong not get more Oscar nominations? It best movie of the year. It should be nominated for best picture, best actor (Kong), best actress (pretty lady Naomi Watts), and best everything else. Except stupid Jack Black. Monkey still hate him.
Second thing monkey want to say is why Academy never nominate non-hominid primates? Not once in 78 years. None of the monkeys from any of the three King Kong movies, not the orangutan from those two stupid Clint Eastwood movies, no monkeys from any of the Planet of the Apes movies! Stupid Academy, you nominate simians now!
Third thing monkey want to say is how the hell did Kevin Costner and Mel Gibson each win best director award when Martin Scorsese never did?
Fourth thing monkey want to say is monkey starting boycott of Oscars! They not respect simian actors. Unless they add Kong to best actor category, monkey want everyone who read blog to stay home and not go to stupid Academy Awards ceremony! Who's with monkey?
First thing monkey want to say is why King Kong not get more Oscar nominations? It best movie of the year. It should be nominated for best picture, best actor (Kong), best actress (pretty lady Naomi Watts), and best everything else. Except stupid Jack Black. Monkey still hate him.
Second thing monkey want to say is why Academy never nominate non-hominid primates? Not once in 78 years. None of the monkeys from any of the three King Kong movies, not the orangutan from those two stupid Clint Eastwood movies, no monkeys from any of the Planet of the Apes movies! Stupid Academy, you nominate simians now!
Third thing monkey want to say is how the hell did Kevin Costner and Mel Gibson each win best director award when Martin Scorsese never did?
Fourth thing monkey want to say is monkey starting boycott of Oscars! They not respect simian actors. Unless they add Kong to best actor category, monkey want everyone who read blog to stay home and not go to stupid Academy Awards ceremony! Who's with monkey?
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