Sunday, February 05, 2006

Stupid humans like Oscars more than monkeys?

On Thursday monkey wrote post about Oscars and how they not recognize non-hominid primates in 78 years. Monkey ask readers to boycott Academy Awards by staying home and not going to the ceremony on March 5th.

Not one stupid human wanted to boycott with monkey!

So fine! You all go to Kodak Theatre in Hollywood and watch stupid Jon Stewart make stupid jokes and give out stupid statues to stupid humans wearing stupid dresses and making stupid speeches for four stupid hours. Monkey not care. Monkey not need you. Monkey boycott Oscars all by self.

You not boycott with monkey, you not send monkey bananas, you not monkey's friends! Monkey hope Kong sees this and shows up at Kodak Theatre and steps on all you stupid humans. That will serve you right! Maybe then you listen to monkey!

If monkey could, monkey would fling poo at all of you right now.

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posted by Monkey Critic at 10:33 AM Monkey Critic:

7 Comments:

  • I am with you monkey, Kong was best actor I have seen in last 10 years. Way better than some gay pudding eating cowboy. I will boycott with you.

    By Blogger The Ninjamunkey, at 6:20 PM  

  • hi monkey

    i just found your blog. you really tell it like it is. i will follow your advice on all pop culture issues.

    i did want to know, however, if you have heard of Hanuman, the monkey god from the Hindu religion? i would like to know what you think about him.

    thanks
    debashis

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:41 PM  

  • ninjamunkey: Thank you for joining monkey in boycott. You ok human.

    debashis: Monkey not heard of Hanuman, but now curious to learn more about him. Any religion that has a monkey as a god must be pretty good.

    By Blogger Monkey Critic, at 8:51 AM  

  • How can monkey boycott anything that has Jon Stewart in it?! He makes monkies out of everyone. . . (AND I bet HE has a nice banana, too!) I'm all for boycotting. Start with Procter and Gamble products first, though, as they still test on animals. Especially monkeys. And they make damn near everything. (inclusive of some crappy t.v. shows, too!) It's okay, Monkey. . . we're backing you, even if we don't use the words to say it often enough.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:23 PM  

  • Hooray! Now monkey have two humans to not go to Oscars. We make them recognize simian actors soon!

    By Blogger Monkey Critic, at 9:36 PM  

  • as Mrs. Ninjamunkey, I too will be boycotting, even if just by default. But I suppot all primates in their cause....

    Damn the man...

    By Blogger Ali, at 8:09 PM  

  • Yay! Three humans not too stupid to boycot Oscars with monkey.

    By Blogger Monkey Critic, at 10:42 AM  

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