Superbowl XL review by Monkey Critic
Yesterday Monkey watch TV show called Superbowl XL. Monkey think it mandatory viewing in U.S. and monkey not want to break the law.
Monkey thought Superbowl XL was OK. Monkey not understand point of moving brown egg-shaped thing back and forth on fake grass but it was fun watching stupid humans crash into each other.
Monkey know everyone makes big deal about commercials during show, but monkey wasn't impressed. In fact, monkey pissed off about that careerbuilder.com commercial where stupid human work in office with lots of monkeys. That commercial makes monkeys look like jumping idiots and stupid human has to turn chart the right way for them. If monkey was in that office that stupid human would be wearing a face full of poo!
Halftime show was especially boring for monkey. Very old humans sang old songs on giant mouth. Monkey not sure how they not just fall over. Monkey rather see Janet Jackson anyway. She pretty lady. And she have pretty boobie. Stupid Superbowl, you show more boobies now!
Monkey was going to rate Superbowl XL two bananas but monkey taking away one banana for no boobies and another banana for stupid lying monkey commercial. So no bananas for Superbowl XL.
Monkey thought Superbowl XL was OK. Monkey not understand point of moving brown egg-shaped thing back and forth on fake grass but it was fun watching stupid humans crash into each other.
Monkey know everyone makes big deal about commercials during show, but monkey wasn't impressed. In fact, monkey pissed off about that careerbuilder.com commercial where stupid human work in office with lots of monkeys. That commercial makes monkeys look like jumping idiots and stupid human has to turn chart the right way for them. If monkey was in that office that stupid human would be wearing a face full of poo!
Halftime show was especially boring for monkey. Very old humans sang old songs on giant mouth. Monkey not sure how they not just fall over. Monkey rather see Janet Jackson anyway. She pretty lady. And she have pretty boobie. Stupid Superbowl, you show more boobies now!
Monkey was going to rate Superbowl XL two bananas but monkey taking away one banana for no boobies and another banana for stupid lying monkey commercial. So no bananas for Superbowl XL.
1 Comments:
Stupid Superbowl should have had you as a ref. Perhaps you would have made better calls than the idiotic humans who did a shitty job of attempting to do so. Even higher female mammals know that the game was rigged, or at least horribly foully called. Where were you when we needed you Monkey?! And yes, the office monkeys were ridiculous. The Fed Ex one was cute, though. . . do you claim them/us as ancestors?
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