Monday, February 20, 2006

Date Movie review by Monkey Critic

Saturday monkey saw movie called Date Movie. But since no pretty ladies wanted to go on date, monkey went alone and sat in back.

Monkey would review movie more but it not easy to see screen when sobbing into bucket of popcorn.

Monkey give Date Movie no bananas. Monkey give pretty ladies no bananas. Monkey give bucket of popcorn one banana.

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posted by Monkey Critic at 8:18 AM Monkey Critic:

7 Comments:

  • Monkey. You are starting to be very pessimistic, and not even review the topic of your viewings. How old are you that you are so traumatized by the independent bachelor life you live? Take your banana and go wild. . . that' what life is for. Right? Swing from a few vines, get a little crazy, and enjoy the being you have. Solitude is not a bad thing, loneliness is. Go and live. . . and find love in what you enjoy. . . (I keep telling you, pretty ladies may be so on the surface, but the real person is not just skin deep. Some of those hotties are awfully ugly inside. . . and those ugly ducklings? Well, you ought to see the princesses they really are. . . ) Chin up, buddy. NW

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:55 PM  

  • NW: You always nice to monkey. Monkey glad you read blog. You seem like a "banana skin is half full" kind of human. Monkey more of "banana peel is half empty" type.

    By Blogger Monkey Critic, at 2:55 PM  

  • I enjoy looking up your blog everyday. . . Goddess knows that there isn't much in the way of entertainment otherwise out here in Idaho. . . and yes, I am a half fuller. I do have more than my share of half empties though. Thanks for the Arrested Development recommend. . we got through part of the first season last night. The video checkout clerk asked if the show was any good (as I was checking out) and I said a wise acquaintence had recommended it. I told him you made it sound 'better than sliced bread'. He asked if I had seen that, too, and was it any good? Yes. The sliced bread. (thinking, of course, that it was the title to another movie.) Oh, yeah. . Napolean Dynamite is SO a documentary of this place.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:04 PM  

  • Um, also. . . how was Date Movie? Highs? Lows? Laughable, memorable moments? Pretty ladies? Hmmmmmmmm. . do tell!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:22 AM  

  • poor Monkey....

    I noticed you haven't mentioned seeing Curious George yet. I would have assumed you'd be first in line.

    Ninjamunkey (he of Bloggy Goodness), Baby Munkey, and I went to go see it yesterday. It sounds nearly as bad as Date Movie was to you, I'm afraid to say

    By Blogger Ali, at 6:45 AM  

  • Monkey not want to see Curious George movie. Monkey think they did something to George. He not look the same. Maybe they give him drugs.

    By Blogger Monkey Critic, at 7:54 PM  

  • Drugs couldn't help Curious George. Maybe it was too much ether. He was always a good little monkey, and always a bit curious...

    By Blogger Ali, at 8:06 PM  

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