Arrested Development FINALE review by Monkey Critic
Last night monkey stay home and watch final episodes of TV show called Arrested Development. Last half hour was the most brilliant comedy monkey ever seen. But that not matter to stupid Fox executive humans. That not matter to stupid American public humans.
Monkey very very angry with all stupid humans. Even pretty ladies.
Monkey hope you enjoy your stupid Skating with Celebrities and Dancing with Stars and Masturbating with B-List Publicity Whores. Monkey hope you rot your brains with bland emptiness and cliched writing of Joey, Freddie, Yes Dear, King of Queens and all other crap that passes for comedy. Monkey hope you wind up on autopsy table on CSI, Law and Order, Cold Case, Bones, or any of stupid repetitive "procedural shows." And monkey hope you choke on Fear Factor's duck embryos, horse penises, and pig rectums.
Monkey hate you all!
Monkey rate Arrested Development finale four million bananas. Now go away and leave monkey alone!
Monkey very very angry with all stupid humans. Even pretty ladies.
Monkey hope you enjoy your stupid Skating with Celebrities and Dancing with Stars and Masturbating with B-List Publicity Whores. Monkey hope you rot your brains with bland emptiness and cliched writing of Joey, Freddie, Yes Dear, King of Queens and all other crap that passes for comedy. Monkey hope you wind up on autopsy table on CSI, Law and Order, Cold Case, Bones, or any of stupid repetitive "procedural shows." And monkey hope you choke on Fear Factor's duck embryos, horse penises, and pig rectums.
Monkey hate you all!
Monkey rate Arrested Development finale four million bananas. Now go away and leave monkey alone!
4 Comments:
I completely agree; that this show gets canceled but 35 Million people watch the season premire of American Idol makes me want to move away. Let's hold out hope that Showtime or someone picks up the show, just remember how Family Guy was brought back because they listened to what the people liked. Plus the AD dvds are just the best...at least we have 3 seasons.
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Anonymous, at 7:15 PM
WOW Monkey. Maybe you should go and see Curious George today at the theater to cheer yourself up. Finally. . . a primate movie that may make you prouder than Kong ever could have. And listen to the wisdom of fak3r. . there is a DVD heaven that you may visit at will. NW
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Anonymous, at 6:48 AM
fak3r: Thank you for agreeing with monkey. Monkey now remove you from the hated humans list.
anonymous (NW): Monkey not sure about Curiuos George movie. George looks like he's been drugged or lobotomized or something. Maybe monkey see it on DVD.
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Monkey Critic, at 9:46 AM
re: your post, monkey, i second that emotion. AD just too good for brain dead 'murikin public.
-baltimore
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Anonymous, at 11:28 AM
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