Monkey's stiff neck
Monkey sleep on bed with old lumpy mattress. Monkey should buy new bed but still need more bananas, so monkey keep sleeping on stupid old mattress.
Yesterday monkey wake up with stiff neck. It hurt very bad on left side, especially if monkey try to turn head. So all day long monkey walk around with head tilted to side.
Friend of monkey wanted to help and said he learned how to straighten it out from a chiropractor. He grabbed monkey's head and jerked it quickly to the right.
Now both sides of neck hurt.
Yesterday monkey wake up with stiff neck. It hurt very bad on left side, especially if monkey try to turn head. So all day long monkey walk around with head tilted to side.
Friend of monkey wanted to help and said he learned how to straighten it out from a chiropractor. He grabbed monkey's head and jerked it quickly to the right.
Now both sides of neck hurt.
1 Comments:
There's a news clip on Yahoo for you. . . look it up under the title "Monkey's voice as good as mom's for newborn." That'll help you sleep better. You are a comfort to stupid humans EVEN in their newborn state. Hope your neck feels better. . . .NW
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