Valentines Day
Monkey hate Valentines Day. It just stupid fake holiday to force male humans to buy cards and flowers and candy. And it make single people feel sad and lonely.
Single monkeys, too.
Stupid Valentines Day, you stop reminding monkey not have pretty lady girlfriend!
When monkey rules over all stupid humans, Valentines Day will be banned. Anyone sending greeting cards on February 14th will get face full of monkey poo. Anyone sending flowers will be fed to hippopotamuses. Only exception is pretty ladies allowed to send bananas to monkey. In fact, pretty ladies required to send bananas to monkey.
In meantime, monkey go and cry self back to sleep now.
Single monkeys, too.
Stupid Valentines Day, you stop reminding monkey not have pretty lady girlfriend!
When monkey rules over all stupid humans, Valentines Day will be banned. Anyone sending greeting cards on February 14th will get face full of monkey poo. Anyone sending flowers will be fed to hippopotamuses. Only exception is pretty ladies allowed to send bananas to monkey. In fact, pretty ladies required to send bananas to monkey.
In meantime, monkey go and cry self back to sleep now.
3 Comments:
po' monkey.
pain felt. Poo on VD.
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Anonymous, at 10:24 AM
Oh Monkey, human Varla would send you bananas on Valentine's Day. Human Varla hates VD too...
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Varla, at 4:06 PM
Monkey. . it's not all pretty ladies that like the flowers and chocolate, you know. . .some of us know it's about the art of the heart and the curve of the banana. Valentine's day is not a farce intended to hurt singles like us, but rather, a pagan festival that the Christians stole and renamed. Truly, it is meant to allow us to celebrate our hedonistic desires, and revel in the passion of life every day. . . . here's a tissue. And my shoulder to lean on. NW
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Anonymous, at 4:50 PM
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