The Lottery
Monkey hate stupid lottery. How many times monkey going to have to buy tickets for lottery before monkey win???
Monkey been buying lottery tickets for years now and most ever won was one stupid dollar. Monkey not need one stupid dollar. Monkey need 89 million stupid dollars! Monkey could get lots and lots of bananas with 89 million dollars. And maybe pretty ladies, too.
Stupid lottery, you pick monkey's numbers now!
Monkey been buying lottery tickets for years now and most ever won was one stupid dollar. Monkey not need one stupid dollar. Monkey need 89 million stupid dollars! Monkey could get lots and lots of bananas with 89 million dollars. And maybe pretty ladies, too.
Stupid lottery, you pick monkey's numbers now!
3 Comments:
Stop playing the lottery, Monkey Critic. The odds are stacked against you. Maybe you should try your luck with the stock market. Or, you could get hired as the CEO of a shady company, and then get fired. You'd get a huge severance package, I'm guessing. Maybe eevn more than 89 million stupid dollars!
By
ATR, at 7:37 PM
Save money for banana farm
By
Ali, at 8:44 PM
Maybe monkey will win next week!
By
Monkey Critic, at 10:59 AM
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