Winter Olympics review by Monkey Critic
Over the weekend monkey watch TV show called Winter Olympics. Monkey not want to, but it was on 100 channels all the time. Monkey not like it. It look way too cold for monkey. Monkey come from jungle. Monkey not want to be in snow.
Also, what kind of crazy games they play? Skiing is OK, but why you stupid humans combine skiing and shooting into one event? Who names an event "skeleton"? And don't get monkey started on curling. Stupid curlers, you go play a real sport now!
Closing ceremonies also bored monkey. Monkey almost fall asleep while stupid humans in white dresses make shape of stupid white bird. And what does human singer Ricky Martin have to do with Winter Olympics in Italy?
Monkey rate Winter Olympics no bananas. Instead monkey introduce new exhibition sport: poo flinging at stupid humans.
Also, what kind of crazy games they play? Skiing is OK, but why you stupid humans combine skiing and shooting into one event? Who names an event "skeleton"? And don't get monkey started on curling. Stupid curlers, you go play a real sport now!
Closing ceremonies also bored monkey. Monkey almost fall asleep while stupid humans in white dresses make shape of stupid white bird. And what does human singer Ricky Martin have to do with Winter Olympics in Italy?
Monkey rate Winter Olympics no bananas. Instead monkey introduce new exhibition sport: poo flinging at stupid humans.
4 Comments:
what about the artic monkeys from Japan? They seem to like the snow just fine...
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Ali, at 8:12 PM
Then artic monkeys can watch winter olympics!
By
Monkey Critic, at 10:39 AM
I want to watch poo flinging!
By
Anonymous, at 3:45 PM
anonymous: Monkey want bananas!
By
Monkey Critic, at 10:49 AM
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