Friday, March 10, 2006

Black. White. review by Monkey Critic

Other night monkey watch TV show called "Black. White." With periods in title. On show white human family gets made up to be black and black human family gets made up to be white.

Monkey think show has good idea and wants to see what happens, but monkey got bored while watching it. And monkey really hate stupid human Bruno. He dumber than a hippopotamus.

Monkey not understand why stupid humans care if skin is one color or another anyway. You all look like skinny, hairless apes in funhouse mirror. You should try looking like a monkey for a day. You would be less ugly but other stupid humans would not be nice to you. Maybe then you understand why monkey so cranky all the time!

Monkey rate Black. White. two bananas. Monkey rate whoever put periods. in. title. no. bananas.

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2 Comments:

  • the show would be better if chimpanzees were made up to look like orangutangs, and vice versa.

    I think FX has to pay extra money if they have show titles phrased correctly. Look at Nip/Tuck.

    By Blogger Ali, at 7:33 AM  

  • I have not seen this show, but your monkey-human idea sounds like something a TV exec would jump at the chance to program. Maybe, instead of the lottery or the poker table, you should go to Hollywood and develop programming--maybe even start your own network. Monkey TV. MTV? Well, obviously that won't work, but, hey, you're the one with the great ideas. You'll come up with something brilliant.

    By Blogger ATR, at 3:27 AM  

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