Forget your green banana pajamas today, did you? Getting pinched by the lovely ladies all day long? Poor monkey. . . this too shall pass. A tranquilizer dart on your butt may help it pass with less discomfort. However, in line with the holiday, Irish Cream Whiskey mixed with Butterscotch Schnapps is just as effective, and doesn't leave that red mark on your hind end. Usually.
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Forget your green banana pajamas today, did you? Getting pinched by the lovely ladies all day long? Poor monkey. . . this too shall pass. A tranquilizer dart on your butt may help it pass with less discomfort. However, in line with the holiday, Irish Cream Whiskey mixed with Butterscotch Schnapps is just as effective, and doesn't leave that red mark on your hind end. Usually.
By Anonymous, at 11:12 AM
Oh, Monkey!
By Anonymous, at 1:36 PM
Go and see V for Vendetta. Pretty bald lady and explosions!
By Anonymous, at 5:26 AM
Good suggestion, human michaeltlh. That's just what monkey did yesterday. You read monkey's review now!
By Monkey Critic, at 8:37 AM
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