Failure to Launch review by Monkey Critic

Saturday night monkey see movie called Failure to Launch. Monkey not want to see movie, but there was mix-up with plans. Monkey confused showtimes for Ultraviolet with showtimes for Aquamarine. How monkey supposed to remember which movie is which if Hollywood names them all the same? Stupid movies, you have different names now!

As for Failure to Launch, monkey think title of movie says it all.

Monkey rate Failure to Launch no bananas. Monkey successfully launch poo at it instead.

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