Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Thank You For Smoking review by Monkey Critic

Over weekend monkey finally get time for self, so monkey see movie called Thank You For Smoking. Movie about stupid lying human who goes around convincing people that it's OK to smoke. It had funny moments, but mostly monkey felt bad for all you stupid humans who are victims of the constant manipulation of the media.

If monkey knew how to manipulate media world would be much better. For monkeys, anyway. Monkey would convince everyone that the only food worth eating is bananas. And that monkey would make great film critic. Also, monkey would convince pretty ladies that hairy is sexier than bald, prehensile toes are an indication of virility, and long arms mean long... banana.

And monkey's arms are very very long.

Monkey give Thank You For Smoking no bananas. Monkey smoke banana peels instead.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Stupid job

Monkey hate stupid job. Monkey hate that stupid job keep monkey so busy. Monkey hate that stupid humans blacklist monkey from being movie critic and so monkey not have job satisfaction. Or enough bananas.

Why you people not send monkey bananas so monkey not have to work?

For those still reading, thank you for keeping the faith and stopping by monkey's blog. Monkey trying to figure out a schedule that allows posting on a regular basis again. In meantime, you send bananas now!!!