State of the Union review by Monkey Critic
Monkey watch TV show called State of the Union. Monkey not like. It star president human George Bush. Monkey not like George Bush. If monkey was president, monkey would give free bananas for everyone! George Bush not give any bananas.
Show also too long. Stupid George Bush talk and talk for boring hour in room full of stupid humans who kept applauding over and over again. Monkey not think that good idea for TV show. Monkey glad it not on every week.
On the bright side, at least it pre-empted stupid American Idol.
Monkey give State of the Union no bananas. Monkey watch paint dry instead.
Show also too long. Stupid George Bush talk and talk for boring hour in room full of stupid humans who kept applauding over and over again. Monkey not think that good idea for TV show. Monkey glad it not on every week.
On the bright side, at least it pre-empted stupid American Idol.
Monkey give State of the Union no bananas. Monkey watch paint dry instead.
3 Comments:
Oh, Monkey. . . how could you torture your self for our benefit? Even I, as a human, had to leave the room after screaming and yelling and throwing objects at the monitor as he stood there telling such obscene lies and weaving such webs of falsehood. Do you think he even lives on the same planet that we do now, or do they just beam him in once in a while for appearances? He sure seems out of touch with animals and humans alike. Please, don't ever volunteer for that again, we will not mind the missing review. And if I had a banana at that point in time, I would have thrown it, wastefully, right at the screen. Before I turned it off and stormed out of the room.
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Anonymous, at 6:20 AM
Monkey say thanks to anonymous human for comment. You hate George Bush more than monkey hate hippopotamuses.
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Monkey Critic, at 9:41 AM
It is very a pity to me, that I can help nothing to you. But it is assured, that you will find the correct decision. Do not despair.
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